no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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