U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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