If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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