I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
