Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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