It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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