If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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