So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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