Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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