I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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