# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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