Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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