Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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