The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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