I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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