idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
