just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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