community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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