You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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