So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Verdict: uncircumcised.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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