I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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