haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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