i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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