i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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