I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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