Your tits are I can't wait for
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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