garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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