chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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