.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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