after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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