i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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