yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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