so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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