yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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