Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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