Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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