Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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