No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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