I think my vagina is haunted
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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