Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Sorry about my life...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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