For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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