omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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