why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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