I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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