He disabled his match.com account in front of me
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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