She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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