she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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