you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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