He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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