i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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