I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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