GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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