I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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