Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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