You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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